Sleek cat that we’re protecting is powerful indeed
Says she just needs a leg up till she gets up to speed
Though we are all dull rodents and fat one is a cat
Still accede to her demands; what could go wrong with that?
Clawed and vicious pussy with sharp teeth that love to bite
Will pounce on you for nothing: Didn’t treat her quite right
Bastet in our midst, that glorious Egyptian beast
If she you will not worship, then on you she will feast
Pussy purrs and mews politely then just goes insane
Catnip snorted greedily creates a different dame
Cruel black kitty flying high on dark All Hallows Eve
Beware whom we worship lest we end up damned indeed.