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Holy guacamole! Enchiladas tasty!
I ate tres tacos and they filed me beautifully
Holy guacamole!
Burritos I now see
I’ll have the combo, make it number three

Holy guacamole!
Portion size is goodly
Didn’t know a man could consume so much rice and beans
All the Camareros y camareras are looking at me
They are afraid I’ll upchuck from my tummy

Holy guacamole!
I love this sour creamy
Though I cringe at the thought of all these Calories
Wash it down with cerveza y comer mas con me
Not sure I can finish banquet set before me

Holy guacamole!
My pants are fitting tightly
Soon I fear that I’ll be splitting them out you see
Holy guacamole!
Enchiladas tasty!
Combo number three could feed three persons, oh woe is me
Combo number three could feed three persons, oh woe is me
Oh, combo number three is overflowing with guacamole!
I’ve eaten till I’m bursting
Indulged in sin of rampant gluttony!

 

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