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Southern mom better keep your head
Don’t forget to dress drop-dead
Makeup needed for you to pass
Buff, coiffed and shod, you bet your ass
Southern mom

I saw dresses and I saw slacks
Vain white women wiggling their ass backs
Southern moms causing heart attacks
Pushup bras staring and spanks wearing
Wow, Mom! Wow, Mom!

Southern mom better keep your head
Don’t forget to dress drop-dead
Makeup needed for you to pass
Buff, coiffed and shod, you bet your ass
Southern mom

Daisy Duke, you live to strut around
Love to have  good old boys paw the ground
True to vows when husband is around
Oh, such scheming and low self esteeming
Wow, Mom! Wow, Mom!

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