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Troll’s almost human but isn’t quite right
Asks for clarification but longs for a fight
Not every troll lives under a bridge
Troll’s staked out like a sniper up on a ridge

Troll gets upset by things that he sees
He can’t let it go or just let it be
Knows he’s superior in every way
And of this he’ll remind us throughout the day

Look at the droll troll just trolling along!
Troll can’t just roll his eyes and swipe left this song!
For troll knows he’s master of all he perceives
And it’s his life mission to make lesser men bleed

Troll gets upset by the things that he sees
He can’t let it go or just let it be
Knows he’s superior in every way
And of this he’ll remind us throughout the day

A gotcha moment is what troll lives for
But if you gotcha him he’ll insist you’re a bore
He sees with great clarity the speck in men’s eyes
But the log in his own he’s unable to spy

Troll gets upset by the things that he sees
He can’t let it go or just let it be
Knows he’s superior in every way
And of this he’ll remind us throughout the day

He’s gonna keep troll trolling, trolling along!
He’ll insist that he’s right when he knows that he’s wrong
There isn’t a topic on which he’ll concede
His gruff, petty exterior’s hiding great need

Troll gets upset by the things that he sees
He can’t let it go or just let it be
Knows he’s superior in every way
And of this he’ll remind us throughout the day

How tiny the ego of petulant man
With his false bravado whole world hopes to scam
But each virulent troll filed with vitriol
Is naught but a toddler screaming catcalls

Troll gets upset by the things that he sees
He can’t let it go or just let it be
Knows he’s superior in every way
And of this he’ll remind us throughout the day

Perhaps at this moment a troll’s reading this
His heart filled with vinegar and soul filled with piss
Got nothing to say to make the world sunny
Just a miserable soul whose spirit is puny

Troll gets upset by the things that he sees
He can’t let it go or just let it be
Knows he’s superior in every way
And of this he’ll remind us throughout the day

 

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