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My junk doesn’t work, and I don’t know why,
I thought I had junk of the finest kind.
I’ve got kind of junk sold at discount stores;
its poor performance is making me sore.
This junk’s for my son, please make it work right.
How much to fix it?! You’re out of your mind!
Can buy a new one for hundred-fifty!
Price is outrageous for your junk fixing.

I won’t be taken, I won’t pay too much.
Bought this on Craig’s List and it’s very posh.
Has a flat tire need fixed right away.
How much is a tube? That much have to pay?!
Anglocentrism, thought white’s always right?
You’re an adherent. Can tell at first sight.
POSH is a remnant, colonial past,
sailed facing port out, but took starboard back.

Just like the English and the A and P
you’re trying to take advantage of me.
What is your best price? I’ll buy it half-off.
Buy one at Walmart; they work well enough.
Bought this bicycle, cost just thirty-five,
I called on the phone, and so I did drive.
I drove over here to get this flat fixed
and now you’re saying it needs more than this?

It has a flat tire, just put in a tube.
What does, “dry rot,” mean? Take me for a boob?
You think bike’s how old? How can you know that?
You sold this model as matter of fact.
Don’t care for reasons you are telling me
just put in a tube as on phone agreed.
Won’t honor contract? Won’t do as you said?
I think you’re bad man. You should be ashamed!

One-hundred dollars?! You must be insane!
Bike cost thirty-five, I tell you again.
No, it’s not worth it. You’ve wasted my time.
Next time I come here to me please don’t lie.
My junk doesn’t work, and I don’t know why,
I thought I had junk of the finest kind.
I’ve got kind of junk sold at discount stores;
its poor performance is making me sore.